Formula Oppo: The Oriental Movie Metropolis Grand Prix of The Port

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/15/2016 at 16:23 • Filed to: fo

Welcome to the 3rd round of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Oppositelock’s only fantasy Formula One game. This week we head on over to the port of exports to have some fun racing around in the nasty air, hell, we should just ban cars, that’ll solve the issues.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Nico Rosberg won his second race of the season, boosting his lead over the track record breaking Lewis Hamilton. Yes, the V6 cars are now faster than the V10's were at one track, where is your god now? Kimi got 2nd after his Ferrari teammate had his engine spectacularly drop a valve before the race. Red Bull’s Captain Smiley got 4th and America’s own Frenchman got an amazing 5th. Yep, Romain now has more points than Sebastian Vettel.

This week we are back to the old style of qualifying so no more of that craptastic format. Will Hamilton continue his pole position streak? Will he ever learn how to launch a car? Can Nico finally live up to his family’s history and win a championship? Has Ferrari finally found a winning combo? Haas has a new goal to score in every race, can they live up to this standard? Who knows?

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks for this round?

Q: Nico Rosberg

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: None for this round

The rest of you have until Q1 to get you picks in or I’m throwing you into the harbor.

Good luck.

DISCUSSION (36)

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 12:09

Q. Nico

1. Nico

2. Vettel

3. Get fucked, Hamilton

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 12:11

Also lets continue to ignore the totalitarian communist government, because we know how much Bernie E loves dictators

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 12:23

Q: Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 12:52

Q: Hamilton
1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
C: Ericsson

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 13:17

The air in the picture isn’t too bad, because it isn’t Shanghai...

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 13:20

1: Hamilton

2: Vettel

3: Rosberg

Q: Ham

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 13:23

That track is in desperate need of a new first sector. EDIT: Gah I was talking about the THIRD sector.

Lewis to the pole, but he will be seeing Nico’s arse again, and The Vettel will be infront of everyone else.

Do we do an Oppo fantasy consortium or no?

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/09/2016 at 13:49

Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Ricciardo

Nonster > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/11/2016 at 12:32

Q: Nico

1: Vettle

2: Nico

3: Hamilton

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/11/2016 at 12:44

Ferrari won last year thanks to tire management. Looks like temperatures won’t be as high as a year ago, and Ferrari has some reliability issues that might make this whole thing moot anyway. Regardless, gotta ride the hot hand again... and this time I don’t think Hammy is going to F up the start... as much (seriously... why does P2 get the inside line?).

Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/11/2016 at 22:35

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > StingrayJake
04/11/2016 at 22:38

that was Malaysia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Chin…

StingrayJake > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
04/12/2016 at 00:23

Ah... Well my picks don't change.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 12:12

Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton, less #blessed more practicing on starts....

C. None

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 13:56

Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 14:06

Q. HAM

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 14:11

Q Rosberg

1 Rosberg

2 Vettel

3 Hamilton

GTStig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 15:27

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 16:07

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Raikonnen

Malanga > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 17:16

Can I join in if I’m late?

Q: Hamilton

1: Rosberg

2: Hamilton

3: Vettel

C: The fans. (Thanks Bernie) Just kidding, Daniel Ricciardo.

Malanga > Malanga
04/13/2016 at 20:03

Hamiltons been given a five place grid penalty... So I fixed it

1: Rosberg

2: Vettel

3:Hamilton

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 21:30

Question as Hamilton was just hit with a 5 grid spot penalty for China, does this mean he technically can’t win qualifying or can win then docked the spaces?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
04/13/2016 at 21:38

He can still qualify first but then he gets hit with the 5 spot

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/13/2016 at 21:46

Thanks for the quick reply!

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/14/2016 at 11:58

Q Hammy

1 Rosberg

2 Vettel

3 Hammy

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/15/2016 at 08:03

Q - ROS

1 - ROS

2 - VET

3 - HAM

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/15/2016 at 16:22

Pole: Rosberg

1: Rosberg

2: Vettel

3: Hamilton

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/15/2016 at 16:27

Q: HAM

1: ROS

2: VET

3: HAM

Happy Panda > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/15/2016 at 16:52

Is part of the joke that that picture is Hong Kong and not Shanghai? I got really confused and got to thinking: “there isn’t a HK GP, right?” ;-)

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/15/2016 at 17:24

Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Räikkönen

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/15/2016 at 22:11

Pole: Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Raikkonen

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/16/2016 at 00:32

q. hamilton

1. rosberg

2. ham sandwich

3. ice man - i was taking a shit - Raikkonen

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/16/2016 at 02:55

Q. VET

1. VET

2. ROS

3. RAI

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/16/2016 at 04:29

Q-Missed it
1. Nico
2.Vettel
3. Ricciardo

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
04/16/2016 at 09:26

Can’t let you play this round, sorry

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/16/2016 at 12:57

My bad, sorry about that. I finished qualifying and remembered that I forgot to post so I posted something up. (didn't really expect to be able to play this round)